perfect husband

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by lorne, Jul 28, 2013.

  1. lorne

    lorne Senior Member

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    Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.
    A cellular phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk.
    Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
    MAN: "Hello"
    WOMAN: "Hi Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
    MAN: "Yes."
    WOMAN: "I'm at the shops now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $2,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
    MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."
    WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Lexus dealership and saw the new models. I saw one I really liked."
    MAN: "How much?"
    WOMAN: "$90,000."
    MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
    WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing. I was just talking to Janie and found out that the house I wanted last year is back on the market.
    They're asking $980,000 for it."
    MAN: "Well, then go ahead and make an offer of $900,000.
    They'll probably take it. If not, we can go the extra eighty-thousand if it's what you really want."
    WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!"
    MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."
    The man hangs up.

    The other men in the locker room are staring
    At him in astonishment, mouths wide open.
    He turns and asks,

    "Anyone know whose phone this is?
     
  2. SledDog

    SledDog Senior Member Staff Member Moderator

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    And that's why I always keep my phone with me. :newsmile100:
     
  3. Jeff Klarich

    Jeff Klarich Well-Known Member Contributor

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    Hey, that was my phone!!
     
  4. Sunnysideup

    Sunnysideup Junior Member

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    Oh now that's funny!
     
  5. gator508

    gator508 Senior Member

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    :newsmile100::newsmile100::newsmile100:Good one lorne!
     
  6. dbmg

    dbmg Experienced Member

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    Now thats a great trick to play on someone......:)
     
  7. DFHarley19

    DFHarley19 Active Member

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    Glad it was your phone! Not mine! :D
     
  8. mat 60

    mat 60 Senior Member

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    Good one.....Thanks....:)