Pay Attention

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Mardayo, Mar 5, 2010.

  1. Mardayo

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    First-year students at Texas A&M Vet school were attending their first anatomy class, with a real dead cow. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet.



    The professor started the class by telling them, "In Veterinary Medicine it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor: The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the animal body".


    For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the rear of the dead cow, withdrew it and stuck his finger in his mouth. "Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students.



    The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the rear of the dead cow and sucking on it.



    When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and said, "The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger in the cows rear and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention. Life's tough, but it's even tougher if you're stupid.."
     
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  2. Adamal47

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    ha ha i think i just threw up alittle in my mouth
     
  3. SixPak

    SixPak Junior Member

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    LOL that's funny!!!
     
  4. wglide85

    wglide85 Member

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    Have to admit, the professor is correct.
     
  5. CIB1Infantry

    CIB1Infantry Member

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    Definitely a good lesson to learn...
    Attention
    To
    Detail
     
  6. dfbales

    dfbales Active Member

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    a true learning experince
     
  7. Gator454

    Gator454 Active Member

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    Thanks for the post, it remended me of my agriculture class in high school where I had a real good instructor - it sounded just like him. LOL
     
  8. LarryC08

    LarryC08 Active Member

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    Like my wife's always told me, " it cost nothing to pay attention":)

    Take care and ride safe eh!!:D
     
  9. Mardayo

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    You betcha Larry.