Old Timer

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Polarbear, Feb 23, 2010.

  1. Polarbear

    Polarbear Active Member

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    Two medical students were walking along the street when they saw an old man walking with his legs spread apart. He was stiff-legged and walking slowly.

    One student said to his friend: "I'm sure that poor old man has Peltry Syndrome. Those people walk just like that."

    The other student says: "No, I don't think so. The old man surely has Zovitzki Syndrome. He walks slowly and his legs are apart just as we learned in class."

    Since they couldn't agree they decided to ask the old man. They approached him and one of the students said to him: "We're medical students and couldn't help but notice the way you walk, but we couldn't agree on the syndrome you might have. Could you tell us what it is?"

    The old man said, "I'll tell you, but first you tell me what you two fine medical students think."

    The first student said, "I think it's Peltry Syndrome."

    The old man said, "You thought... But you are wrong."

    The other student said, "I think you have Zovitzki Syndrome."

    The old man said, "You thought... But you are wrong."

    So they asked him, "Well, old timer, what do you have?"

    The old man said, "I thought it was GAS... But I was wrong, too!" :bigsmiley11:
     
  2. jaceddie

    jaceddie Junior Member

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    That is too good! :laugh:laugh
     
  3. LarryC08

    LarryC08 Active Member

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    Really like that one:laugh

    Take care and ride safe eh!!:D
     
  4. Polarbear

    Polarbear Active Member

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    Thanks Larry, you do the same!
     
  5. Haywire

    Haywire Active Member

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    Good one Polarbear.
    Now thats funny. Keep them coming as I do enjoy checking them out when I am on.
     
  6. glyd-n

    glyd-n Junior Member

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    THAT'S TOO FUNNY!:laugh
     
  7. dfbales

    dfbales Active Member

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    that one hurt, I laughed so hard
     
  8. Adamal47

    Adamal47 Active Member

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    HA HA. It doesn't matter how old i am getting I will always find bodily function humor hilarious.