OLD SCHOOL 1957 vs. 2007

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by RumbleRoads, Nov 9, 2007.

  1. RumbleRoads

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    OLD SCHOOL 1957 vs. 2007

    Scenario: Jack goes quail hunting before school, pulls into school parking lot with shotgun in gun rack.
    1957 - Vice Principal comes over, looks at Jack's shotgun, goes to his car and gets his shotgun to show Jack.
    2007 - School goes into lock down, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized students and teachers.

    Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fist fight after school.
    1957 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up buddies.
    2007 - Police called, SWAT team arrives, arrests Johnny and Mark. Charge them with assault, both expelled even though Johnny started it.

    Scenario: Jeffrey won't be still in class, disrupts other students.
    1957 - Jeffrey sent to office and given a good paddling by the Principal. Returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again.
    2007 - Jeffrey given huge doses of Ritalin. Becomes a zombie. Tested for ADD. School gets extra money from state because Jeffrey has a disability.

    Scenario: Billy breaks a window ! in his n eighbor's car and his Dad gives him a whipping with his belt.
    1957 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college, and becomes a successful businessman.
    2007 - Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy removed to foster care and joins a gang. State psychologist tells Billy's sister that she remembers being abused herself and their dad goes to prison. Billy's mom has affair with psychologist.

    Scenario: Mark gets a headache and takes some aspirin to school.
    1957 - Mark shares aspirin with Principal out on the smoking dock.
    2007 - Police called, Mark expelled from school for drug violations. Car searched for drugs and weapons.

    Scenario: Pedro fails high school English.
    1957 - Pedro goes to summer school, passes English, goes to college.
    2007 - Pedro's cause is taken up by state. Newspaper articles appear nationally explaining that teaching English as a requirement for graduation is racist. ACLU files class action lawsuit against state school system and Pedro's English teacher. English banned from core curriculum. Pedro given diploma anyway but ends up mowing lawns for a living because he cannot speak English.

    Scenario: Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from 4th of July, puts them in a model airplane paint bottle and blows up a red ant mound.
    1957 - Ants die.
    2007 - BATF, Homeland Security, FBI called. Johnny charged with domestic terrorism, FBI investigates parents, siblings removed from home, computers confiscated, Johnny's Dad goes on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again.

    Scenario: Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee. He is found crying by his teacher, Mary. Mary hugs him to comfort him.
    1957 - In a short time, Johnny feels better and goes on playing.
    2007 - Physical activity during recess is banned. Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces 3 years in State Prison. Johnny undergoes 5 years of therapy.

    Scenario: Johnny’s dad needs a good ride.
    1957 – Harley-Davidson is the best motorcycle on the roads used by police and fire departments. Wanting the best motorcycles to get away from the cops outlaw bikers ride Harley-Davidson motorcycles.
    Johnny’s dad buys a Harley-Davidson, on Johnny’s eighteen birthday his dad gives him his Harley and buys himself a new Harley-Davidson motorcycle.


    Scenario: Johnny’s son needs a good ride.
    2007 - Harley-Davidson is the best motorcycle on the roads used by police and fire departments. Wanting the best motorcycles to get away from the cops outlaw bikers ride Harley-Davidson motorcycles.
    Johnny gives his son his old Harley and buys himself a new Harley-Davidson motorcycle.
     
    Last edited: Nov 9, 2007
  2. jeromeserena

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    it is a sad fact of life maybe posted in the wrong section as there is a lot of truth in that joke. the worlds gone mad i tell you.:D:D:D
     
  3. wildspirit97

    wildspirit97 Senior Member

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    does that mean it's time for a revelution????:devil:mgun, I personally don't see a need for anymore than 10 laws. you can find them in the Bible. Even if you don't believe in God 5 thru 10 pretty much covers it.:57::21: