Old people

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Davidw2415, Jan 13, 2010.

  1. Davidw2415

    Davidw2415 Senior Member

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    OLD people have problems that you haven't even considered yet!

    An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of
    his physical exam.

    The doctor gave the man a jar and said, 'Take this jar home and bring back
    a
    semen sample tomorrow.'

    The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave
    him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day..

    The doctor asked what happened and the man explained, 'Well, doc, it's like
    this. First I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my
    left hand, but still nothing.

    'Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with
    her
    left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in,
    then
    with her teeth out, still nothing.

    'We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with
    both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it between her
    knees, but still nothing.'

    The doctor was shocked! 'You asked your neighbor?'

    The old man replied, 'Yep, none of us could get the jar open.'
     
  2. sprinklerfitter669

    sprinklerfitter669 Junior Member

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    thats funny !
     
  3. Haywire

    Haywire Active Member

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    :newsmile100::newsmile100: Funny for sure.
     
  4. jaceddie

    jaceddie Junior Member

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    A really good one.:rofl
     
  5. glyd-n

    glyd-n Junior Member

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    hilarious:newsmile017::newsmile017:
     
  6. PaulWhite

    PaulWhite Active Member

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    That is a good one