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Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Redfish-Joe, Jan 29, 2010.

  1. Redfish-Joe

    Redfish-Joe Senior Member

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    'OLD' IS WHEN...
    Your sweetie says, 'Let's go upstairs And make love,' and you answer, 'Pick one; I can't do both!'

    'OLD' IS WHEN....
    Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes And you're barefoot..

    'OLD' IS WHEN...
    Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.

    'OLD' IS WHEN....
    You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.

    'OLD' IS WHEN...
    You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police .

    'OLD' IS WHEN..
    'Getting a little action' means you don't need to take any fiber today.

    'OLD' IS WHEN...
    'Getting lucky' means you find your car in the parking lot..

    'OLD' IS WHEN...
    An 'all nighter' means not getting up to use the bathroom.

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    'OLD' IS WHEN....
    You are not sure if these are facts or jokes?
     
  2. RetiredJake

    RetiredJake Junior Member

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    You been spying on me ? :rofl
     
  3. jaceddie

    jaceddie Junior Member

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    I'm old, what can I say.:s
     
  4. paulmack

    paulmack Active Member

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    I have all the symptoms for being old except number 3. Gee getting old if fun.
     
  5. Haywire

    Haywire Active Member

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    I reassemble most of those remarks:D
     
  6. Iceman24

    Iceman24 Well-Known Member

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    'OLD' IS WHEN...the joke becomes "reality."
     
  7. glyd-n

    glyd-n Junior Member

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    I'm 43. Am I old?:bigsmiley6:
     
  8. threesteps

    threesteps Junior Member

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    Funny....doesn't make me feel good but it's funny.

    Told the wife I thought my gray hair makes me look distinguished. She said, "don't you mean extinguished?":D
     
  9. David

    David Active Member

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    Old is when you stoop down to tie your shoelaces and wonder if there is anything else you can do while your down there:)
     
  10. Polarbear

    Polarbear Active Member

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    Very True, but funny!