Old is

[Redfish-Joe]

'OLD' IS WHEN...
Your sweetie says, 'Let's go upstairs And make love,' and you answer, 'Pick one; I can't do both!'

'OLD' IS WHEN....
Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes And you're barefoot..

'OLD' IS WHEN...
Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.

'OLD' IS WHEN....
You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.

'OLD' IS WHEN...
You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police .

'OLD' IS WHEN..
'Getting a little action' means you don't need to take any fiber today.

'OLD' IS WHEN...
'Getting lucky' means you find your car in the parking lot..

'OLD' IS WHEN...
An 'all nighter' means not getting up to use the bathroom.

AND

'OLD' IS WHEN....
You are not sure if these are facts or jokes?

 

[RetiredJake]

You been spying on me ? :rofl

 

[jaceddie]

I'm old, what can I say.:s

 

[paulmack]

I have all the symptoms for being old except number 3. Gee getting old if fun.

 

[Haywire]

I reassemble most of those remarks

 

[Iceman24]

'OLD' IS WHEN...the joke becomes "reality."

 

[glyd-n]

I'm 43. Am I old?:bigsmiley6:

 

[threesteps]

Funny....doesn't make me feel good but it's funny.

Told the wife I thought my gray hair makes me look distinguished. She said, "don't you mean extinguished?"

 

[David]

Old is when you stoop down to tie your shoelaces and wonder if there is anything else you can do while your down there

 

[Polarbear]

Very True, but funny!