Old Is When

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by dbmg, Apr 24, 2016.

  1. dbmg

    dbmg Experienced Member

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    1. You sell your home heating system at a yard sale.

    2. You have to write post-it notes with your kids' names on them.

    3. You change your underwear after a sneeze.

    4. You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.

    5. Getting a little action means I don't need fiber today.

    6. Getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot.

    7. An all-nighter means not getting up to pee!


     
  2. geezer

    geezer Senior Member Contributor

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    I can relate to some of those Bernie. :(
     
  3. dbmg

    dbmg Experienced Member

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    When talking to older guys I tell there is only 3 important things to remember.
    1.) Never miss a meal.
    2.) Never pass up a bathroom.
    AND
    3.) Never ever pass up a piece of cake.
     
  4. Jeff Klarich

    Jeff Klarich Well-Known Member Contributor

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    Jack is 6 out of the 7, he doesn't like yard sales.:p
     
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  5. dbmg

    dbmg Experienced Member

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    Give him time he will come around......;)
     
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  6. HDDon

    HDDon Experienced Member Contributor Retired Moderators

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    You young whipper snappers will get yours. Excuse me I have to go to the bathroom.
     
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  7. dbmg

    dbmg Experienced Member

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    Don't forget the cake..................
     
  8. Jack Klarich

    Jack Klarich Expert Member

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    Me too Don
     
  9. dbmg

    dbmg Experienced Member

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    The best part my Doc keeps telling me is birthdays are a good thing.............
     
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  10. jamesearl

    jamesearl Senior Member Contributor

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    I'm at least half way there.