old is when

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by lorne, Nov 19, 2011.

  1. lorne

    lorne Senior Member

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    'OLD' IS WHEN...
    Your sweetie says, 'Let's go upstairs and make love,' and you answer, 'Pick one; I can't do both!'

    'OLD' IS WHEN...
    Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.

    ''OLD' IS WHEN...
    You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.

    'OLD' IS WHEN...
    You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police .

    'OLD' IS WHEN.
    'Getting a little action' means you don't need to take a laxative today.

    'OLD' IS WHEN....
    'Getting lucky' means you find your car in the parking lot..

    'OLD' IS WHEN...
    An 'all nighter' means not getting up to use the bathroom..

    'OLD' IS WHEN....
    You're not sure if these are facts or jokes.
     
  2. HDDon

    HDDon Experienced Member Contributor Retired Moderators

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    Old is when everything you have either dries up or leaks. Old is when your back goes out more than you do.
     
  3. glider

    glider Veteran Member

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    I hope you're talking bikes here :laugh
     
  4. HDDon

    HDDon Experienced Member Contributor Retired Moderators

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    Neither bike leaks so go figure.:newsmile08:
     
  5. gasbag

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    Old is when a gorgeous babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door.
     
  6. speedyron

    speedyron Active Member

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    Old is when you........ah....wait a minute what were we talking about?:newsmile036:
     
  7. Simonemonty

    Simonemonty Member

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    or start your bike :p
     
  8. Simonemonty

    Simonemonty Member

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    Old is when you don't remember anything :laugh
     
  9. Bob Kennedy

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    Old is when you can finally afford to buy all the stuff you couldn't afford when you wanted it, only to find you're not really interested any more.