Old Goats

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by oldhippie, Aug 5, 2010.

  1. oldhippie

    oldhippie Senior Member

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    Groups of Americans were traveling by tour bus through Holland .. As they stopped at a cheese farm, a young guide led them through the process of cheese making, explaining that goat's milk was used. She showed the group a lovely hillside where many goats were grazing. 'These' she explained, ' are the older goats put out to pasture when they no longer produce.' She then asked, 'What do you do in America with your old goats?'



    A spry old gentleman answered, 'They send us on bus tours!:bigsmiley8:
     
  2. 67wizard

    67wizard Junior Member

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    OK I guess I'm next for a buss tour. LOL
     
  3. geezer

    geezer Senior Member Contributor

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    Good one Oldhippie but almost getting too close for comfort.
     
  4. HDDon

    HDDon Experienced Member Contributor Retired Moderators

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    Bus tour sounds better than grazing on grass or worse yet, under the grass.:newsmile100:
     
  5. Redfish-Joe

    Redfish-Joe Senior Member

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    Exactly Don. A day over the hill is better better than being under it.:s
     
  6. HDDon

    HDDon Experienced Member Contributor Retired Moderators

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    Who's over the hill. I'm retired own my home, just bought a new Hemi and Challenger for the wife. I own two Harleys, wifes got two trikes and I don't have any kids who need to move back in. I'd say I'm on top of the world. If it got any better than this I'd have to be twins.:bigsmiley8::bigsmiley8:
     
  7. Jack Klarich

    Jack Klarich Expert Member

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    Where do I buy a ticket for the bus ride, I am ready:p
     
  8. HDDon

    HDDon Experienced Member Contributor Retired Moderators

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    Come on Jack, let's get on the bikes and wave at the geezers on the bus.:cheers
     
  9. Jack Klarich

    Jack Klarich Expert Member

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    OK Don, we will see you in Daytona Mr Electricity Hoople is coming down:p
     
  10. HDDon

    HDDon Experienced Member Contributor Retired Moderators

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    Jack I'm working real hard to get this family problem sorted out so that I can be there. If I can only get away for the day I'm going to ride over for the lunch.