New Supermarket

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Redfish-Joe, Jul 7, 2011.

  1. Redfish-Joe

    Redfish-Joe Senior Member

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    A new Publix supermarket opened in Florida .

    It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce
    fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the distant sound of thunder and the smell of fresh rain.

    When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and you experience the scent of fresh cut hay.

    In the meat department there is the aroma of charcoal
    grilled steaks and brats.

    In the liquor department, the fresh, clean, crisp
    smell of tapped Miller Lite.


    When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck
    and cackle and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.

    The bread department features the tantalizing smell of
    fresh baked bread & cookies.


    I don't buy toilet paper there anymore.
     
  2. dbmg

    dbmg Experienced Member

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    It probable not a bad idea with all the processed ways food is made....
     
  3. Dr. Dolittle

    Dr. Dolittle Experienced Member Staff Member Moderator Contributor

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  4. trike lady

    trike lady Junior Member

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    Gee, where in Florida did the new store open? Would like the experience and will pass up going down the paper goods aisle.
     
  5. Digger Guy

    Digger Guy Member

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    That made me laugh Joe, thanks
     
  6. R_W_B

    R_W_B Senior Member

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    Another funny one Joe. Kinda reminds you of the outdoor facilties in the Army.