New lawyer ????

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by sprinklerfitter669, Jan 14, 2010.

  1. sprinklerfitter669

    sprinklerfitter669 Junior Member

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    Warning Signs that you Might Need a Different Lawyer


    1. Your lawyer tells you that his last good case was of Budweiser.

    2. When the prosecutors see your lawyer, they high-five each other.

    3. Your lawyer picks the jury by playing "duck-duck-goose."

    4. Your lawyer tells you that he has never told a lie.

    5. A prison guard is shaving your head !!!!
     
  2. jaceddie

    jaceddie Junior Member

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    That sounds about right. :rofl