Never to old to be a biker

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by HarleyHarry, Jun 27, 2009.

  1. HarleyHarry

    HarleyHarry Banned

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    An 80 year old man went to the doctor for a check-up and the doctor was amazed at what good shape the guy was in. The doctor asked, "To what do you attribute your good health?"

    The old timer said, "I'm a biker and that's why I'm in such good shape. I'm up well before daylight on
    Sundays and out sliding around corners, "shootin" sand washes and riding up and down the steepest, gnarliest
    hills I can find at the crack of dawn."

    The doctor said, "Well, I'm sure that helps, but there's got to be more to it. How old was your dad when he died?" The old timer said, "Who said my dad's dead?"

    The doctor said, "You mean you're 80 years old and your dad's still alive? How old is he?"

    The old timer said, "He's 99 years old and, in fact, he went riding with me this Sunday, and that's why he's
    still alive... he's a biker."

    The doctor said, "Well, that's great, but I'm sure there's more to it. How about your dad's dad? How old was he when he died?"

    The old timer said, "Who said my grandpa's dead?"

    The doctor said, "You mean you're 80 years old and your grandfather's still living! How old is he?"

    The old timer said, "He's 117 years old."

    The doctor was getting frustrated at this point and said, "I guess he went bikin' with you this Sunday too?"

    The old timer said, "No... Grandpa couldn't go this week because he got married."

    The Doctor said in amazement, "Got married!! Good Lord!!! Why would a 117-year-old guy want to get married?"

    The old timer said, "Who said he wanted to?"
     
  2. cedarbrook63

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    Brilliant one Harry and the perfect Best Man's joke for a mate :D:D
     
  3. twoup

    twoup Active Member

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    That's a good one!! Started my Monday with a good laugh.

    ride safe
     
  4. Stoney61

    Stoney61 Member

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    :bigsmiley24::bigsmiley24:
     
  5. gearjamster

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    Growing old is mandatory growing up is optional
     
  6. joeandsarge

    joeandsarge Member

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    When my muscles ache from getting old, I remind myself that's God's way of reminding me I'm still alive.
     
  7. hennielowe

    hennielowe Banned

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    very good joke!!
     
  8. jessemoya

    jessemoya Member

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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Old man held out for quite a while, didn't he!

    I'm 26 and a lot of my friends are marrying each other. I'll have to remember this one for the next wedding I'm at!
     
  9. jody7734

    jody7734 Active Member

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    Good One
     
  10. roundi

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    Loved it HAHAHAHA ... Txs