Need a new lawyer

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by sprinklerfitter669, Feb 24, 2010.

  1. sprinklerfitter669

    sprinklerfitter669 Junior Member

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    Warning Signs that you Might Need a Different Lawyer


    1 Your lawyer tells you that his last good case was of Budweiser.
    2 When the prosecutors see your lawyer, they high-five each other.
    3 Your lawyer picks the jury by playing "duck-duck-goose."
    4 Your lawyer tells you that he has never told a lie.
    5 A prison guard is shaving your head.
     
  2. Jim B.

    Jim B. Junior Member

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    I love these jokes. They always remind me of some of my fellow lawyers.
     
  3. khewell

    khewell Member

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    That's sounds like my lawyer that did my divorce.:newsmile08: