Nebraska Poem

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by RetiredJake, Dec 29, 2009.

  1. RetiredJake

    RetiredJake Junior Member

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    I grew up in Nebraska, have fond memories. But, as I mentioned in another post the other day, the winters can be brutal. My sister sent me the following poem about life on the prairie that describes why I am in Arizona for the winter. :D

    It's winter in Nebraska!
    And the gentle breezes blow
    Seventy miles an hour
    At thirty-five below.

    Oh, how I love Nebraska
    When the snow's up to your butt
    You take a breath of winter
    And your nose gets frozen shut.

    Yes, the weather here is wonderful
    So I guess I'll hang around
    I could never leave Nebraska
    I'm frozen to the ground!
     
  2. HDDon

    HDDon Experienced Member Contributor Retired Moderators

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    And this is why I hang my hat in Florida!:bigsmiley11:
     
  3. Haywire

    Haywire Active Member

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    Sounds like home to this northern boy:newsmile100:
    And you have to grin and bear it and wear a toque. :small3d009::small3d009:
     
  4. jaceddie

    jaceddie Junior Member

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    Ohio doesn't sound so bad now. :)