My Trip to Cabela's

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by oldhippie, Nov 25, 2012.

  1. oldhippie

    oldhippie Senior Member

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    There was a bit of confusion at Cabela's this morning.
    When I was ready to pay for my purchases of gun powder and bullets
    the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me."
    Making a mental note to complain to the manager about the gun registry people
    running amok, I did just as she had instructed.
    When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out that
    she was referring to my credit card.

    I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.

    They need to make their instructions to us seniors a little clearer!:s
     
  2. R. Lewis

    R. Lewis Senior Member Retired Moderators

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    :cheers :lolrolling
     
  3. Rubyred

    Rubyred Senior Member

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    That was great! My wife had tears of laughter because she says this all the time at her store!
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  4. Redfish-Joe

    Redfish-Joe Senior Member

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    Once I figured it was a joke the mental image hit me. I made an appointment with a therapist on Thursday. :D
     
  5. lorne

    lorne Senior Member

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    good one thanks for sharing :newsmile100::newsmile100:


    don't feel bad Joe....i still laugh every time i pass a sticking mouse trap...:newsmile100:
     
  6. Redfish-Joe

    Redfish-Joe Senior Member

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    Most of the hair has grown back...:p
     
  7. doctor727

    doctor727 Active Member

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    That must have been what all the screaming and yelling was about in Bass Pro Shops here in Orlando yesterday afternoon. I thought a mouse got loose at the check out. Well, I guess it kinda' did. :s
     
  8. gator508

    gator508 Senior Member

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    Good one!!
     
  9. gunnut

    gunnut Junior Member

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    like that one!!! :bigsmiley20: