My old man

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Rubyred, Nov 16, 2011.

  1. Rubyred

    Rubyred Senior Member

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    I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 76).

    We decided to grab a bite at the food court.

    I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.

    The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors - green, red, Orange, and blue.

    My dad kept staring at her.

    The teenager kept looking and would find my dad staring every time..

    When the teenager had had enough, she sarcastically asked: "What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?"

    Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not Choke on his response; I knew he would have a good one!

    In classic style he responded without batting an eyelid ....

    "Got stoned once and had sex with a parrot. I was just wondering if You might be my kid."
     
  2. dbmg

    dbmg Experienced Member

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    :laugh:laugh:laugh
    It must be great to get older and come up with good one liners.......
     
  3. lorne

    lorne Senior Member

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    :a:a:a thanks for sharing
     
  4. mat 60

    mat 60 Senior Member

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    Cool dad you have...:)
     
  5. TripleJ

    TripleJ Senior Member

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    Thats the the best one I have heard in a while!! Excellent!! Here is to dad :cheers
     
  6. SixPak

    SixPak Junior Member

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    Now that's funny! Thanks for the laugh. Hope I'm that quick witted when(if) I get that age.
     
  7. mat 60

    mat 60 Senior Member

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    I wish I was quick witted now..:30:..Id hate to think what Ill be like when Im older.:laugh
     
  8. SixPak

    SixPak Junior Member

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    Hahahahaha!! I hear ya!
     
  9. gator508

    gator508 Senior Member

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    Ha-ha-ha, you cleaned that one up well.
     
  10. Simonemonty

    Simonemonty Member

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    I agree :ap