My Magic Green Hat

Discussion in 'General OFF TOPIC' started by R_W_B, Aug 27, 2011.

  1. R_W_B

    R_W_B Senior Member

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    My Magic Green Hat

    The other day I needed to go to the emergency room. Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my MAGIC GREEN HAT.

    When I went into the E.R., I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left.

    I guess they decided that they weren't that sick after all. Cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time.

    It also works at DMV. It saved me 5 hours.

    At the Laundromat, three minutes after entering, I had my choice of any machine, most still running.

    But...don't try it at McDonald's. The whole crew got up and left and l never got my order!

    Scroll down for a pic of my Magic Green hat.

























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  2. The Tourist

    The Tourist Banned

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    LOL. I can see your point, if only done in humor.

    I am not in law enforcement, so wearing the hat would be ill advised for me. I would not see a problem with addition of a patch that reads "I support the" to be sewn above their logo.

    I do, in fact, support the idea of secure borders.
     
  3. sprinklerfitter669

    sprinklerfitter669 Junior Member

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    i gotta get one !!!
     
  4. sharpscuba

    sharpscuba Banned

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    Love it!
     
  5. dbmg

    dbmg Experienced Member

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    Right on !!!!
     
  6. purplehazeultra

    purplehazeultra Active Member

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  7. T wrecks

    T wrecks Junior Member

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    Yes R_W_B, having been a visitor to your country 3 times now, and twice being made to feel really uncomfortable and unwelcome in your country by your border "protectors" at LA and JFK Airports, I can assure you, they were wearing the exact magic green cap you wear.
    Last year was the first time a young customs man at the San Francisco Airport said, with a big smile, "welcome to the United States" and that small gesture set the tone for the beginning of six wonderful weeks touring the US and Canada.:USA :CANADA
     
  8. Jack Klarich

    Jack Klarich Expert Member

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    Well done Dave:lolrolling
     
  9. gator508

    gator508 Senior Member

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    ...and at first I thought you were serious..LOL, good one!
     
  10. R_W_B

    R_W_B Senior Member

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    We were serious. Try it, it really works :lolrolling