My favorite animal

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by gator508, Nov 12, 2011.

  1. gator508

    gator508 Senior Member

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    My Favorite Animal

    Our teacher asked us what our favorite animal was, and I said,
    "Fried chicken." She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have
    been right, because everyone else in the class laughed.
    My parents told me to always be truthful and honest, and I am.
    Fried chicken is my favorite animal. I told my dad what happened,
    and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA.

    He said they love animals very much.
    I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent
    me to the principal's office. I told him what happened, and he laughed, too.
    Then he told me not to do it again.
    The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was.



    I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, just like she'd asked the other children.
    So I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken.
    She sent me back to the principal's office again. He laughed, and told me not to do it again.
    I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am.
    Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what famous person we admire most.



    I told her, "Colonel Sanders."
    Guess where I am now...
     
  2. flipper

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    Cute, cute, cute Gator!!!! :laugh
     
  3. NEWHD74FAN

    NEWHD74FAN Experienced Member Retired Moderators

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    Ha-Ha...Steve that is wrong on so many levels! :laugh
     
  4. Bob Kennedy

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    I had the same teacher! :newsmile036:
     
  5. Jack Klarich

    Jack Klarich Expert Member

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    :p Still laughing guess what I just ate A CHICKEN patty sandwich:p