Museum heist

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by FXDFCharlie, Dec 1, 2009.

  1. FXDFCharlie

    FXDFCharlie Member

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    "This guy in Paris almost got away with stealing several paintings from
    the Louvre.

    After planning the crime, getting in and out past security,
    he was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out of gas.

    When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then
    make such an obvious error, he replied:

    Monsieur, I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh."

    And you thought I lacked De Gaulle to tell a story like that."
     
  2. Polarbear

    Polarbear Active Member

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    That's cute!
     
  3. jaceddie

    jaceddie Junior Member

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    You have to love the French!!!!!
     
  4. R. Lewis

    R. Lewis Senior Member Retired Moderators

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    :newsmile030:
     
  5. RetiredJake

    RetiredJake Junior Member

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    Will you go quietly, or do we call the cops? :lolrolling
     
  6. bikerdad

    bikerdad Junior Member

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    I think I might be sick!