More signs

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by glider, Jan 3, 2008.

  1. glider

    glider Veteran Member

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    On a Plastic Surgeon's Office door:
    "Hello. Can we pick your nose?"

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    At a Towing company:
    "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."

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    On an Electrician's truck:
    "Let us remove your shorts."

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    In a Non-Smoking Area:
    "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."

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    On a Maternity Room door:
    "Push. Push. Push."

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    At an Optometrist's Office
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    "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."

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    On a Taxidermist's window:
    "We really know our stuff."

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    On a Fence:
    "Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!"

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    At a Car Dealership:
    "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."

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    Outside a Muffler Shop:
    "No appointment necessary We hear you coming."