Montana Rancher

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Weeg, Oct 27, 2011.

  1. Weeg

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    GOVT AGENT: I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them.

    RANCHER: Well, there’s my hired hand who’s been with me for 3 years. I pay him $200 a week plus free room and board.

    Then there’s the mentally challenged guy. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night so he can cope with life. He also sleeps with my wife occasionally.

    GOVT AGENT: That's the guy I want to talk to - the mentally challenged one.

    RANCHER: That would be me.
     
  2. SirDimsdale

    SirDimsdale Active Member

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    Ain't that the truth!!!
     
  3. lorne

    lorne Senior Member

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    :newsmile106::newsmile106:
     
  4. oldhippie

    oldhippie Senior Member

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    :roflSad but so true in so many ways.
     
  5. futurerider

    futurerider Active Member

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    That is soooo true it is funny LOL
     
  6. Jack Klarich

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  7. speedyron

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    yippykyyiya I member that one
     
  8. Jack Klarich

    Jack Klarich Guest

    Moving to Montana soon :lolrolling:lolrolling
     
  9. speedyron

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    It is purty there in Montana but think Id sooner move to Florida
     
  10. Jack Klarich

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    Me Too, Been to Big Sky Country, sure is mice there but I am stayin put in Florida til I can convince The Redhead to transfer to Scottsdale Arizona Mayo Clinic:D