A Mississippi State Trooper stopped a 95 year old woman. As he was checking her drivers license, he noticed that she held a concealed carry permit. He asked her, "Got any guns with you today, Ma'am?" She answered, "Yes, Sir. I have a 45 Smith & Wesson in the glove compartment, a 357 Magnum in the console and a 38-Special in my purse." Shaking his head, the trooper said, "Lady, what are you scared of?" She replied...... "NOT A DARN THING"