Missing Wife

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Goofuss, Jan 20, 2010.

  1. Goofuss

    Goofuss Active Member

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    The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident off the coast of Cape Cod, a man answered his door to find two grim-faced State Troopers. "We know it's late, sir, but we have some information about your wife," said one of the Troopers.


    "Tell me! Did you find her!?" the husband shouted.


    The Troopers looked at each other. One said, "We have some bad news, some good news, and some really great news.


    Which do you want to hear first?"


    Fearing the worst, the ashen husband said "Give me the bad news first."


    The second Trooper said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we found your wife's body in the bay."


    "Oh my!" exclaimed the husband.

    Swallowing hard, he asked, "What's the good news?"


    The Trooper continued, "When we pulled her up, she had 6, twenty pound crabs and 12 good-sized lobsters clinging to her."





    Stunned, the husband demanded, "If that's the good news, what's the great news???"

    The Trooper answered, "We're gonna pull her up again tomorrow. :rofl:
     
  2. sprinklerfitter669

    sprinklerfitter669 Junior Member

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  3. jaceddie

    jaceddie Junior Member

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    Good but gross. :rofl
     
  4. gator508

    gator508 Senior Member

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    ha-ha-ha. Good one, but sooo wrong
     
  5. Davidw2415

    Davidw2415 Senior Member

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    I guess it's true; everyone has to be good for something.
     
  6. PaulWhite

    PaulWhite Active Member

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    so so so wrong but so so funny
     
  7. Mattman4403

    Mattman4403 Junior Member

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    But really, how long can she hope to keep that new job?
     
  8. Adamal47

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    Ha! It seemed like all good news to me