Mexican bandit

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Redfish-Joe, Jan 4, 2013.

  1. Redfish-Joe

    Redfish-Joe Senior Member

    2,307
    48
    10
    The story is told of a Mexican bandit who robbed a Texas bank of $250,000 and escaped across the river. A month went by and the bandit thought he was safe. He was celebrating his good fortune at a local cantina, when a Texas Ranger walked up and dragged him out into the dusty street. After he realized he had a communication problem, the ranger poked his head back into the bar: "Anybody here speak English?" he shouted.

    "I do, senor" came the reply.

    Then commere" the ranger ordered. The conversation between ranger, translator and bandit started. "Did he rob the bank?" "He did." "Does he still have the $250,000?" "Yes," again. Then the ranger pulled out his Colt .45, held the barrel of the gun to the bandit's head and cocked the trigger. "Make sure he understands this next question real good." the ranger told the translator. "WHERE'S THE MONEY?"

    In Spanish the frightened bandit blurted out that the money was hidden in a waterproof bag at the bottom of the well in the town plaza. The translator looked up at the ranger: "He says he is not afraid to die, you stinkin' Gringo!"
     
  2. lorne

    lorne Senior Member

    2,426
    58
    18
    Joe we need to stop hanging out with the same people....:D
     
  3. SixPak

    SixPak Junior Member

    407
    28
    8
    that's a smart translator!
     
  4. Redfish-Joe

    Redfish-Joe Senior Member

    2,307
    48
    10
    Afraid it's only gonna get worse come Feb 15!:D
     
  5. Cyclops

    Cyclops Active Member

    371
    28
    2
    Hilarious!
     
  6. Jack Klarich

    Jack Klarich Expert Member

    18,544
    153
    399
    :p Before or after we eat :newsmile014: