Mental Hospital

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by sprinklerfitter669, Jan 20, 2010.

  1. sprinklerfitter669

    sprinklerfitter669 Junior Member

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    After hearing that one of the patients in a mental hospital had saved another from a suicide attempt by pulling him out of a bathtub, the hospital director reviewed the rescuer's file and called him into his office.

    "Mr. Smith, your records and your heroic behavior indicate that you're ready to go home. I'm only sorry that the man you saved later killed himself with a rope around the neck."

    "Oh, he didn't kill himself," Mr. Smith replied. "I hung him up to dry."
     
  2. 67wizard

    67wizard Junior Member

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    I hope that guy isn't around when I get put in one of those mental hospitals.

    LOL
     
  3. jaceddie

    jaceddie Junior Member

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    Another great one on HDTalking.:rofl
     
  4. PaulWhite

    PaulWhite Active Member

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    good one
     
  5. Adamal47

    Adamal47 Active Member

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    I'll be using this one later in the day at work