Memory

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by glider, Dec 9, 2008.

  1. glider

    glider Veteran Member

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    Couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering things. During a checkup, the doctor tells them that they're physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down to help them remember
    Later that night, while watching TV, the old man gets up from his chair... 'Want anything while I'm in the kitchen?' he asks.
    'Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?'
    'Sure.'
    'Don't you think you should write it down so you can remember it?' she asks.
    'No, I can remember it.'
    'Well, I'd like some strawberries on top, too. Maybe you should write it down, so as not to forget it?'
    He says, 'I can remember that. You want a bowl of ice cream with strawberries.'
    'I'd also like whipped cream. I'm certain you'll forget that, write it down?' she asks.
    Irritated, he says, 'I don't need to write it down, I can remember it! Ice cream with strawberries and whipped cream - I got it, for goodness sake!'
    Then he toddles into the kitchen. After about 20 minutes,
    The old man returns from the kitchen and hands his wife a plate of bacon and eggs. She stares at the plate for a moment.

    'Where's my toast ?'
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  2. Redfish-Joe

    Redfish-Joe Senior Member

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    OOOh sounds like my place.
     
  3. glider

    glider Veteran Member

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    I honestly can't laugh too hard at that post myself for the same reasons. :D
     
  4. R. Lewis

    R. Lewis Senior Member Retired Moderators

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    That was ..........



    aaaahhhhhh shoot now I gotta go back and read it again! :bigsmiley28:
     
  5. Lancer

    Lancer Junior Member

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    What?
     
  6. R. Lewis

    R. Lewis Senior Member Retired Moderators

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    I think it was something to do with someone achein' in a kitchen that was about to roast?! :newsmile014:
     
  7. Apyle

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    Where am I????:D
     
  8. biscuit

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    You guys are all so funny!

    At least, i THOUGHT you were.