Medicare

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by glider, Mar 25, 2009.

  1. glider

    glider Veteran Member

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    [FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]MEDICARE IN A NUTSHELL[/FONT]



    [FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]The phone rings and the lady of the house answers, ‘Hello.'

    'Mrs. Sanders please.'

    'Speaking.'

    'Mrs. Sanders, this is Doctor James at Saint Agnes Laboratory. When your husband’s doctor sent his biopsy to the lab last week, a biopsy from another Mr. Sanders arrived as well. We are not certain which one belongs to your husband. Frankly, either way the results are not too good.'

    'What do you mean?' Mrs. Sanders asks nervously.

    'Well, one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimer's and the other one tested positive for HIV. We can't tell which is which.'

    ‘That’s dreadful! Can you do the test again?' Questioned Mrs. Sanders.
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    [FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]"Normally we can, but Medicare will only pay for these expensive tests once and once only.'

    'Well, what am I supposed to do now?'

    'The folks at Medicare recommend that you drop your husband off somewhere in the middle of town. If he finds his way home, don't sleep with him.'
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  2. gasbag

    gasbag Active Member

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    Oh goody. I just signed up for Medicare this month. I feel so much better now............:newsmile068:
     
  3. dhog

    dhog Active Member

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    glider that's just wrong but dang it's funny:newsmile012:
     
  4. NEWHD74FAN

    NEWHD74FAN Experienced Member Retired Moderators

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    Scary that after reading the punchline the momentary blank before the laughter... now I gotta clean up my screen as I spat my Coke all over it...! Glider, you are dangerous when reading these jokes while drinking...:bigsmiley12:
     
  5. glider

    glider Veteran Member

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    That's why I never drink and drive, ya hit a bump and it's all over you.:D