married in heaven

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by gunnut, Jul 8, 2010.

  1. gunnut

    gunnut Junior Member

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    On their way to getting married, a young couple is involved in a fatal car accident. They find themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates, waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While waiting, they begin to wonder: Could they possibly get married in Heaven? When St. Peter shows up, they ask him. St. Peter says, 'I don't know. This is the first time anyone has asked that. Let me go and find out,' and he leaves.

    The couple sit and wait, and wait. Two months pass and the couple is still waiting. As they wait, they discuss that if they were allowed to get married in Heaven, what was the eternal aspect of it all. 'What if it doesn't work?' they wondered. 'Are we stuck together forever?'

    After yet another month, St. Peter finally returns, looking somewhat bedraggled. 'Yes,' he informs the couple, 'you can get married in Heaven.'

    'Great!' says the couple, 'But we were just wondering, what if things don't work out? Can we also get a divorce in Heaven?'

    St. Peter, red-faced with anger, slams his clipboard onto the ground.

    'What's wrong?' ask the frightened couple.

    'OH, COME ON!' St. Peter shouts, 'It took me three months to find a priest up here! Do you have any idea how long it'll take me to find a lawyer?'
     
  2. fin_676

    fin_676 Experienced Member Staff Member Moderator Contributor

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    Almost dropped the laptop when i got to the punchline
    Thanks

    Brian
     
  3. Backroad Rider

    Backroad Rider Active Member

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    Dang near wet myself on that one, gr8 one, thanks for the laugh:bigsmiley20:
     
  4. CIB1Infantry

    CIB1Infantry Member

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    Definitely a good one!
     
  5. Dr. Dolittle

    Dr. Dolittle Experienced Member Staff Member Moderator Contributor

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    Hopefully not too many priests or lawyers are members here. Or maybe they've learned to stay away from the Jokes section!
     
  6. Ragejedi

    Ragejedi New Member

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    :bigsmiley8:
    Careful first
     
  7. buck484

    buck484 Active Member Contributor

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    Now that's funny.