How do u keep maple leafs out of ur back yard.? put up a goalie net. what do u call 30 millionairs watching the stanly cup playoffs? the toronto maple leafs. what do u call a t.o. maple leaf with a Stanley Cup ring? A thief. How many Toronto Maple Leafs does it taketo win a Stanley Cup? Nobody knows and we may never find out What do the Toronto Maple Leafs and possums have in common? Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.