Male or Female?

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by oldhippie, Apr 16, 2012.

  1. oldhippie

    oldhippie Senior Member

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    Male or Female?

    You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. Here are some examples:


    FREEZER BAGS:
    They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.


    PHOTOCOPIERS:
    These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.



    TIRES:
    Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated


    HOT AIR BALLOONS:
    Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their bottoms.


    SPONGES:
    These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.



    WEB PAGES:
    Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.


    TRAINS:
    Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.



    EGG TIMERS:

    Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.



    HAMMERS:
    Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.


    THE REMOTE CONTROL:
    Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying.
     
  2. Jeff Klarich

    Jeff Klarich Well-Known Member Contributor

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    Man, I can't argue with any of that!!!:lolrolling
     
  3. softail41

    softail41 Active Member

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    Probably written by a woman.
     
  4. cburgess594

    cburgess594 Member

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    Nice one.. I don't if I have to argue or to believe it... I just laughed..