Make me feel like a woman

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by gator508, Dec 2, 2009.

  1. gator508

    gator508 Senior Member

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    I know i'm going to hear from the mrs on this one!


    MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A WOMAN...

    On a transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a
    severe storm.. The turbulence is awful, and things go
    from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One
    woman in particular loses it.

    Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane.
    'I'm too young to die,' she wails. Then she
    yells, 'Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last
    minutes on earth to be memorable! Is there anyone on
    this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?'
    For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten
    their own peril. They all stare,
    riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane.

    Then a cowboy from Texas stands up in the rear of
    the plane. He is handsome: tall, well built, with dark
    brown hair and hazel eyes. He starts to walk slowly up the
    aisle, unbuttoning his shirt.


    One button at a time........

    No one moves...................

    He removes his shirt................

    Muscles rippled across his chest..........


    She gasps....................

    He whispers in her ear................

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    'Iron this....then get me a beer.'
     
  2. Redfish-Joe

    Redfish-Joe Senior Member

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    OOOhhh boy. My wife better not see this one.:bigsmiley20::bigsmiley20:
     
  3. Polarbear

    Polarbear Active Member

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    That's funny right there! That's the way they do it in Texas.
     
  4. HDDon

    HDDon Experienced Member Contributor Retired Moderators

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    I've got a brother-in-law in Texas who would differ with you. Say that to his Cajon wife at a moment like that and she would iron more than his shirt!!!
     
  5. HD4ME!

    HD4ME! Active Member

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    Good one!
     
  6. Haywire

    Haywire Active Member

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    That's funny as long as my wife never hears ME say it:newsmile100::newsmile100:
     
  7. jaceddie

    jaceddie Junior Member

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    Can't wait to let the wife read this one. :D