gator508
Experienced Member
I know i'm going to hear from the mrs on this one!
MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A WOMAN...
On a transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a
severe storm.. The turbulence is awful, and things go
from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One
woman in particular loses it.
Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane.
'I'm too young to die,' she wails. Then she
yells, 'Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last
minutes on earth to be memorable! Is there anyone on
this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?'
For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten
their own peril. They all stare,
riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane.
Then a cowboy from Texas stands up in the rear of
the plane. He is handsome: tall, well built, with dark
brown hair and hazel eyes. He starts to walk slowly up the
aisle, unbuttoning his shirt.
One button at a time........
No one moves...................
He removes his shirt................
Muscles rippled across his chest..........
She gasps....................
He whispers in her ear................
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...
...
...
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'Iron this....then get me a beer.'
MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A WOMAN...
On a transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a
severe storm.. The turbulence is awful, and things go
from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One
woman in particular loses it.
Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane.
'I'm too young to die,' she wails. Then she
yells, 'Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last
minutes on earth to be memorable! Is there anyone on
this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?'
For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten
their own peril. They all stare,
riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane.
Then a cowboy from Texas stands up in the rear of
the plane. He is handsome: tall, well built, with dark
brown hair and hazel eyes. He starts to walk slowly up the
aisle, unbuttoning his shirt.
One button at a time........
No one moves...................
He removes his shirt................
Muscles rippled across his chest..........
She gasps....................
He whispers in her ear................
...
...
...
...
...
'Iron this....then get me a beer.'
