Ma'am, you had twins

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by mydeluxe, Aug 10, 2010.

  1. mydeluxe

    mydeluxe Member

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    A pregnant woman gets into a car accident and falls into a deep coma.

    Asleep for nearly six months, she wakes up and sees that she is no longer pregnant. Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby.

    The doctor replies, "Ma'am, you had twins! A boy and a girl. The babies are fine. Your brother came in and named them."

    The woman thinks to herself, "Oh no, not my brother -- he's an idiot!" Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor, "Well, what's the girl's name?"

    "Denise," the doctor says.

    The new mother thinks, "Wow, that's not a bad name! Guess I was wrong about my brother. I like Denise!" Then she asks the doctor, "What's the boy's name?"

    The doctor replies, DeNephew.
     
  2. 67wizard

    67wizard Junior Member

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    Thats pretty good, never seen that one before. Even the wife got a laff out of it.
     
  3. ultradoc

    ultradoc Active Member

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    That's a good one.:)
     
  4. sprinklerfitter669

    sprinklerfitter669 Junior Member

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    Thats Funny !
     
  5. dhog

    dhog Active Member

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    That was my aunt or was it my mother ? but a good one.:newsmile037: