Lovers Lane

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Gas Gauge, Oct 5, 2009.

  1. Gas Gauge

    Gas Gauge Junior Member

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    A cop was patrolling late at night in a well-known spot. He sees a couple in a car, with the interior light brightly glowing.
    The cop carefully approaches the car to get a closer look. Then he sees a young man behind the wheel, reading a computer magazine. He immediately notices a young woman in the rear seat, filing her fingernails. Puzzled by this surprising situation, the cop walks to the car and gently raps on the driver's window.

    The young man lowers his window. "Uh, yes, Officer?"

    The cop says: "What are you doing?"

    The young man says: "Well, Officer, I'm reading a magazine..."

    Pointing towards the young woman in the back seat the cop says: "And her, what is she doing?"

    The young man shrugs: "Sir, I believe she's filing her fingernails."

    Now, the cop is totally confused. A young couple, alone, in a car, at night in a lover's lane ... And nothing is happening!

    The cop asks: "What's your age, young man?" The young man says: "I'm 22, sir.."

    The cop asks: "And her .... what's her age?" The young man looks at his watch and replies: "She'll be 18 in 11 minutes."
     
  2. Rewind

    Rewind Active Member

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    Dont' want to jump the gun on that one!!!
     
  3. softailsteve

    softailsteve Active Member

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    didnt see that coming good one
     
  4. RetiredJake

    RetiredJake Junior Member

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    Timing is everything ... :lol
     
  5. Polarbear

    Polarbear Active Member

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    Very patient and smart young man!
     
  6. Haywire

    Haywire Active Member

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    What Jake said:D:D:D