Limericks anyone?

[jamesearl]

Poor Mr.& Mrs. Kelly,their stuck belly to belly.Cause in their haste,used library paste,instead of petroleum jelly.

 

[Jeff Klarich]

Now that could be a problem.

 

[ThunderRogue]

She offered me her honor.
I honored her offer.
That's the way the evening went,
On'er and off'er!

 

[jamesearl]

There once lived a boy by the ocean,who thought he'd found magical potion.He took a big drink,and started to think,it tasted just like suntan lotion.

 

[SilverFoXD]

What a wonderful bird is the pelican.
His beak can hold more than his belly-can.
He can hold in his beak
Enough for a week
But I don't see how in the (EDIT) -he-can.

 

[Joyflyin]

Rules of the forum still apply.

 

[SilverFoXD]

OK

 

[dolt]

Jack Sprat could eat no fat, his wife could eat no lean,
So, between the both you see, they licked the platter clean.

 

[jamesearl]

Here's to the breezes that blow thru the treezes,lift's the girls skirt's above their kneezes,little boy seezes,and does as he pleezes.Get's social diseases.

 

[CRCKR]

I'm removing for possible offensiveness