Life at 90

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by gator508, Apr 19, 2012.

  1. gator508

    gator508 Senior Member

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    A ninety-year-old man is sitting on a park bench, sobbing, When a young man walks by and asks him what's wrong.

    Through his tears the old man answers, "I'm just so in love With my twenty-five-year-old wife."

    "What's wrong with that?" asks the young man.

    Between the sobs and sniffles, he answers, "You can't Understand. Every morning before she goes to work, she cooks Me breakfast and kisses me and tells me she loves me. At Lunchtime she comes home and embraces me warmly, and then She makes my favorite meal. In the afternoon when she gets a Break, she rushes home with ice cream, the best an old man
    Could want. And then after a gourmet supper, she runs me a Warm bath, and she cuddles up with me all night." He breaks Down, no longer able to speak.

    The young man puts his arm around him. "Oh, I think I see. I Bet you just found out she's with you for your money?"

    "No," the old man answers through his sobbing and tears, "I Forgot where I live."
     
  2. lorne

    lorne Senior Member

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    :newsmile106::newsmile106::newsmile106:

    thanks for sharing....defiantly one of the better ones
     
  3. Jeff Klarich

    Jeff Klarich Well-Known Member Contributor

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    Kinda sounds like me!:newsmile08:
     
  4. Jack Klarich

    Jack Klarich Guest

    OH MY:khee:bigsmiley20: