Leather Dress

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Redfish-Joe, Dec 10, 2008.

  1. Redfish-Joe

    Redfish-Joe Senior Member

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    When a woman wears a leather dress,
    A man's heart beats quicker,
    And his throat gets dry,
    He goes weak in the knees,
    And he begins to think irrationally.
    Ever wonder why?
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    It's Because she smells like a new truck!
     
  2. glider

    glider Veteran Member

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    Got a point there Joe :s
     
  3. docsledge

    docsledge Active Member

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    A brand NEW LEATHER seat on the bike. No vinyl stuff.
    doc
     
  4. gasbag

    gasbag Active Member

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    When I put on my leathers my wife gets all excited.
    She thinks I smell like a new purse.
     
  5. Redfish-Joe

    Redfish-Joe Senior Member

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    Doc, I'll take your word on that. I don't think I want to smell it.:18: