Leader of the Pack

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by HDDon, Apr 14, 2012.

  1. HDDon

    HDDon Experienced Member Contributor Retired Moderators

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    A tough looking group of bikers were riding when they saw a woman about to jump off a bridge, so they stopped. The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, "What are you doing?". "I'm going to commit suicide" she says. While he didn't want to appear insensative, he didn't want to miss an opportunity either, so he ask, "Well before you jump why don't you give me a kiss?". So she does and it was a long, deep, passionate lingering kiss. After she finished the biker says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I've ever had! That's a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous. Why in the world would you want to commit suicide?". She says "My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl!". The authorities think she may have been pushed!!!
     
  2. glgarrett

    glgarrett Active Member

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    Surprise!!!:newsmile055:
     
  3. lorne

    lorne Senior Member

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    :lolrolling:lolrolling:lolrolling
     
  4. Dr. Dolittle

    Dr. Dolittle Experienced Member Contributor Retired Moderators

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  5. STEVE07

    STEVE07 Well-Known Member Staff Member Super Moderators

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    Thats funny! :lolrolling
     
  6. Trek

    Trek Junior Member

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    That is so not right. I can't wait to tell that one at work tomorrow.
     
  7. EnjoyingTheRyde

    EnjoyingTheRyde Junior Member

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    Oh my... Good one...
     
  8. Jeff Klarich

    Jeff Klarich Well-Known Member Contributor

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    Think i'm gonna throw up!
     
  9. cedarbrook63

    cedarbrook63 Junior Member

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    One to remember - I don't think he/she was pushed - I think she was launched! :D:D