Las Vegas

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Polarbear, Nov 17, 2009.

  1. Polarbear

    Polarbear Active Member

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    Las Vegas Churches accept gambling chips



    THIS MAY COME AS A SURPRISE TO THOSE OF YOU NOT LIVING IN LAS VEGAS ,

    BUT THERE ARE MORE CATHOLIC CHURCHES THAN CASINOS.


    NOT SURPRISINGLY, SOME WORSHIPERS AT SUNDAY SERVICES WILL GIVE

    CASINO CHIPS RATHER THAN CASH WHEN THE BASKET IS PASSED.

    SINCE THEY GET CHIPS FROM MANY DIFFERENT CASINOS, THE CHURCHES

    HAVE DEVISED A METHOD TO COLLECT THE OFFERINGS.

    THE CHURCHES SEND ALL THEIR COLLECTED CHIPS TO A NEARBY

    FRANCISCAN MONASTERY FOR SORTING AND THEN THE CHIPS

    ARE TAKEN TO THE CASINOS OF ORIGIN AND CASHED IN.


    OF COURSE, ALL OF THIS DIFFICULT WORK IS


    DONE BY THE CHIP MONKS.




    YOU DIDN'T EVEN SEE IT COMING DID YOU?
     
  2. Haywire

    Haywire Active Member

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    Polarbear That's bad:34:
     
  3. Jack Klarich

    Jack Klarich Expert Member

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    Now that is funny
     
  4. RetiredJake

    RetiredJake Junior Member

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    Ah, the little twist at the end is what counts. Congrats on getting me on this one. :newsmile100:
     
  5. Apyle

    Apyle Junior Member

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    Ouch, that was painful.:D