Kids

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by R. Lewis, Jul 13, 2008.

  1. R. Lewis

    R. Lewis Senior Member Retired Moderators

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    Two little boys are in a hospital,lying on beds next to each othewr outside the operating room ---- first surgeries of the day.

    The older of the two leans over and asks, 'What are you in here for?'

    The younger one says, 'I'm in here to get my tonsils out and I'm a little scared'!!

    The first boy says, ' You got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep and when you wake up they give you LOTS of jell-o and ice cream!!! It's a breeze!!

    The second boy then asks, 'What are you here for?'

    The first boy says, ' A circumcision.'

    'WHOA !' the second boy replies. GOOD LUCK buddy, I had that done when I was first born. Couldn't walk for a year!!
     
  2. Bud White

    Bud White Well-Known Member Retired Moderators

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    Too Funny
     
  3. joose

    joose Member

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    haha that was good