Well I didn't want to hijack anybody's joke thread (or at least not anymore since I've already added two on Kemo's beer joke thread). So here is a thread for anyone that wants to share a joke (or funny story) feel free to do so. This thread is for anyone, hijack is not possible. I will start with sharing this one, (if any of you listen to Earl Pitts native American Red Neck radio show you may have heard this) I will try to type in Earl's red neck accent that makes the joke a bit more hilarious. Earl starts off like this. Ya know wat makes me sick, ya know wat makes me sa angry I just wanna pick a fight with a rabid dog. The oter day I heard somebody is learned how to grow brain cells in a dish. Now wat in da world is up wit dat. I mean why would dey want to grow brain cells in a dish ? If dey could grow brain cells, it would seem to me da thing to do would be to drill holes in the politician's head and pour da brain cells in dem. And then leave the holes open so we could stick a dip stick in at election time just to check.