Jail Vs. Seniors Home

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by oldhippie, Jun 7, 2010.

  1. oldhippie

    oldhippie Senior Member

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    :newsmile105:Let's put the seniors in jail, and the criminals in a nursing home.

    This way the seniors would have access to showers, hobbies,
    and walks, they'd receive unlimited free prescriptions, dental
    and medical treatment , wheel chairs etc. and they'd receive money instead of
    paying it out.
    They would have constant video monitoring, so they could be
    helped instantly ,if they fell, or needed assistance.
    Bedding would be washed twice a week, and all clothing would be
    ironed and returned to them.
    A guard would check on them every 20 minutes, and bring their meals
    and snacks to their cell. They would have family visits in a suite built for that purpose.
    They would have access to a library, weight room,spiritual counselling, pool, and education.
    Simple clothing , shoes, slippers, P.J.'s and legal aid would be free, on request.
    Private, secure rooms for all, with an exercise outdoor yard ,with gardens.
    Each senior could have a P.C. a T.V. radio, and daily phone calls.
    There would be a board of directors , to hear complaints, and the guards
    would have a code of conduct, that would be strictly adhered to.


    The "criminals" would get cold food, be left all alone, and unsupervised.
    lights off at 8pm, and showers once a week.
    Live in a tiny room , and pay $5000.00 per month and have no hope
    of ever getting out. Justice for all.
     
  2. cptron

    cptron Member

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    Good food for thought. I like it!
     
  3. robermv32

    robermv32 Active Member

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    My God what a great idea. Send this to your congressmen...Send it to your Senator......Love it.. Worse part about it is that it reflects just how messed up we are.
     
  4. sharpscuba

    sharpscuba Banned

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    No kidding this is really great. Just shows how corrupt our system has gotten. I am up for reform.
     
  5. Haywire

    Haywire Active Member

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    oldhippie you have to be talking about our Manitoba system:newsmile100::newsmile100:
     
  6. Mrtnharleyrider

    Mrtnharleyrider Member

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    :bigsmiley30:The one of many wrongs in our world. Thanks for the insight.
     
  7. jaceddie

    jaceddie Junior Member

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    Sounds great to me.
     
  8. mwarmack1

    mwarmack1 New Member

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    You got it right there!! Let's make it a law!
     
  9. sprinklerfitter669

    sprinklerfitter669 Junior Member

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    Im down with that idea