It's A Trap

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Polarbear, Nov 13, 2009.

  1. Polarbear

    Polarbear Active Member

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    A large group of Taliban soldiers are moving down a road when they
    Hear a voice call from behind a sand-dune say, "One Marine is better
    Than ten Taliban."
    The Taliban commander quickly sends 10 of his best soldiers over the
    Dune whereupon a gun-battle breaks out and continues for a few minutes,
    Then silence.
    The voice then calls out, "One Marine is better than a hundred Taliban
    Soldiers."
    Furious, the Taliban commander sends his next best 100 troops over the
    Dune and instantly a huge gun fight commences. After 10 minutes of
    Battle, again silence.
    The Marine voice calls out, "One Marine is better than one thousand
    Taliban."
    The enraged Taliban commander musters a thousand fighters and sends
    Them over the dune. Cannon, rocket, and machine gun fire rings out as a
    Huge battle is fought.
    Then silence. Finally one wounded Taliban fighter crawls back over the
    Dune and with his dying words tells his commander, "Don't send any more
    Men, it's a trap. There are two of them."
     
  2. HDDon

    HDDon Experienced Member Contributor Retired Moderators

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    Semper Fi!!!:worthy:worthy:worthy
     
  3. RetiredJake

    RetiredJake Junior Member

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    I always new I liked those guys. :worthy :newsmile100:
     
  4. SeaRider04

    SeaRider04 Active Member

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    Polarbear, you are killing me with these jokes, keep them coming.

    Semper Fi.