Italian Funeral

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Rubyred, Apr 27, 2012.

  1. Rubyred

    Rubyred Senior Member

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    Italian Funeral ....



    An Italian man was leaving a convenience store with his espresso when he noticed a most unusual Italian funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A black hearse was followed by a second black hearse about 50 feet behind the first one.


    Behind the second hearse was a solitary Italian man walking a dog on a leash. Behind him, a short distance back, were about 200 men walking single file.


    The man couldn't stand the curiosity. He respectfully approached the Italian man walking the dog and said:

    "I am so sorry for your loss, and this may be a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a Italian funeral like this. Whose funeral is it?"

    "My wife's."

    ''What happened to her?"

    "She yelled at me and my dog attacked and killed her."

    He inquired further, "But who is in the second hearse?"

    The Italian man answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife when the dog turned on her."

    A very poignant and touching moment of Italian brotherhood and silence passed between the two men..

    "Can I borrow the dog?"

    The man replied, "Get in line."







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  2. Jeff Klarich

    Jeff Klarich Well-Known Member Contributor

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    I like it!:D
     
  3. Adamal47

    Adamal47 Active Member

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    I had a dog who absolutely loved me but hated my wife. One day while I was at work she called and claimed that the dog snapped at her and she was going to get rid of it. I figured she was just upset and didn't really mean it so I said "ok whatever, get rid of him." I figured I would call her bluff. I was wrong. I Should have gotten rid of the ole lady and kept the dog.
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  4. geoff

    geoff Member

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    Thats a good one,thanks!
     
  5. oldhippie

    oldhippie Senior Member

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    I always get a kick out of that one.:bigsmiley20:
     
  6. lorne

    lorne Senior Member

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    :newsmile036::bigsmiley20::bigsmiley20:thanks for sharing....good one
     
  7. bcortani

    bcortani Active Member

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    Now that is ITALIAN!!!:a