Irish Viagra

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by gunnut, Feb 1, 2009.

  1. gunnut

    gunnut Junior Member

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    'Not a problem,' replied the doctor. 'Give him an 'Irish Viagra'. It's when you drop the Viagra tablet into his coffee. He won't even taste it. Give it a try and call me in a week to let me know how things went.'

    It wasn't a week later when she called the doctor, who directly inquired as to her progress. The poor dear exclaimed, 'Oh, faith, bejaysus and begorrah! T'was horrid! Just terrible, doctor!'

    'Really? What happened?' asked the doctor.

    'Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee and the effect was almost immediate. He jumped straight up, with a twinkle in his eye ! With one swoop of his arm, he sent me cups and tablecloth flying, ripped me clothes to tatters and took me then and there passionately on the tabletop! It was a nightmare, I tell you, an absolute nightmare!'

    'Why so terrible?' asked the doctor, 'Do you mean the sex your husband provided wasn't good?'

    , 'twas the best sex I've had in 25 years! But sure as I'm sittin here, I'll never be able to show me face in Starbucks again!'
     
  2. STEVE07

    STEVE07 Well-Known Member Staff Member Super Moderators

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    :sI think the beginning is missing , should we just start filling in the lead-up lines ourselves?:bigsmiley21:It my be fun,or it could put a lot of us on vacation:D
     
  3. gunnut

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    Sorry,I'm not so good at this cut n paste business,you may have noticed!Any way,the start is an old lady who hasnt had it for a bit cause hubby cant rise to the occasion.So she takes herself off to the doctor.The rest you can read.Sorry about the order of things.:rofl
     
  4. STEVE07

    STEVE07 Well-Known Member Staff Member Super Moderators

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    You may have noticed by now I'm no computer wiz either:small3d029: