So I'm at Safeway the other day and I'm backing out of my parking spot when I feel/hear a crunch! I get out of the car and the guy in the other car is out and walking over to my car. The first thing I notice is that he is a dwarf. I begin saying "I'm sorry" and such and the guy, obviously ticked off says "I'm not happy"! That's when I said "yeah, then which one are you"? And that's when the fight started.