If I Were a Millionaire

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by mydeluxe, Mar 2, 2011.

  1. mydeluxe

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    The teacher said; “Take a pencil and paper, and write an essay with the title ‘If I Were a Millionaire.’” Everyone but Joe, who leaned back with arms folded, began to write feverishly.

    “What’s the matter,” the teacher asked. “Why don’t you begin?”

    “I’m waiting for my secretary,” Joe replied.
     
  2. dbmg

    dbmg Experienced Member

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    Right on.....
     
  3. HDDon

    HDDon Experienced Member Contributor Retired Moderators

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    I'm not going to respond. My people will get back with your people.
     
  4. drbillk

    drbillk Banned

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    Cute joke. Thanks for sharing!
     
  5. masher

    masher Active Member

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    My butler read this posting and referred it to my secretrary of humor. She agrees that it's funny.