Discussion in 'Jokes' started by gasbag, Mar 22, 2009.
Looks like I am going to need a helicopter to get my bike home.
Why, just make a "U" turn :bigsmiley20:
Can't do that either...look at the second from the bottom sign!
Reminds me of an old Gahan Wilson cartoon in Playboy. It showed a car at a traffic sign that said "STOP". The driver was a spider-web covered skeleton. Never got the permission to go... (It's a better cartoon than story...)
I don't see a cop, so that pretty much invalidates all the signs...
How 'bout going down two lights and turn green? :yeahright
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