I was out riding and............................

[gasbag]

Looks like I am going to need a helicopter to get my bike home.

 

[glider]

Why, just make a "U" turn :bigsmiley20:

 

[Sharky1948]

Why, just make a "U" turn :bigsmiley20:

Can't do that either...look at the second from the bottom sign!

Reminds me of an old Gahan Wilson cartoon in Playboy. It showed a car at a traffic sign that said "STOP". The driver was a spider-web covered skeleton. Never got the permission to go... (It's a better cartoon than story...)

 

[66cruiser]

I don't see a cop, so that pretty much invalidates all the signs...

 

[9FLHR]

How 'bout going down two lights and turn green? :yeahright