I Figured Out Why I Am Fat

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by gasbag, May 3, 2011.

  1. gasbag

    gasbag Active Member

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    I finally figured out why I am fat! I should have figured it out sooner. It's the shampoo I use in the shower.
    When I wash my hair the shampoo runs down my body. Printed very clearly on the shampoo label it reads, "FOR EXTRA VOLUME AND BODY."
    I threw out the shampoo and I am going to start using Dawn dish soap. On its label reads, "DISSOLVES FAT THAT IS OTHERWISE DIFFICULT TO REMOVE."

    And they said it would be difficult...............:skipping
     
  2. glider

    glider Veteran Member

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    That sounds like a good idea! :D
     
  3. JROB4438

    JROB4438 Member

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    HAHAHAHAHA I love it!!!!!
     
  4. bcortani

    bcortani Active Member

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    it does make sense...out with the shampoo, in with the dawn, cake and deep fry here I come!!
     
  5. Duane53

    Duane53 Active Member

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    I'll have to tell the wife to give it a try. Opps maybe that would be the wrong thing to say. :D
     
  6. Joyflyin

    Joyflyin Experienced Member Staff Member Moderator

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    Duane, I double dog dare you to try it. :lolrolling
     
  7. Duane53

    Duane53 Active Member

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    If I were to do it I need to find a new place to live.:bigsmiley24:
     
  8. Joyflyin

    Joyflyin Experienced Member Staff Member Moderator

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    LOL, at least you are smart enough to know what not to say.:s
     
  9. Duane53

    Duane53 Active Member

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    Only sometimes. My mouth does get me into trouble from time to time. It's kind of fun to get that reaction.
     
  10. mat 60

    mat 60 Senior Member

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    Thats some good thinking:lolrolling...I have been wondering,,,Could you tell me why you call yourself GASBAG???...Are you a real stinker?? ..:D..Just kiding with you..Thanks for the laugh..