I Am Confused

[dbmg]

My wife packed my bags and said "GET
OUT!!!". As I walked out the front door,
she screamed, "I wish you a slow and
painful death, you pain in the neck!"
"Oh," I replied, "so now you want me
to stay!"

 

[geezer]

Now that's funny! True too.

 

[oldhippie]

Funny. I had a co-worker who use to think that way about his wife. After talking to her, the feelings were mutual.:lolrolling

 

[Jeff Klarich]

Goooooood 1!

 

[Jack Klarich]

LOL good 1, like I always tell the Redhead I am running away, she says I am coming with I say it would not be running away then BHAAAAAAAAAA

 

[gator508]

Good Lord..that's just wrong...but funny!