Husband & Wife Diaries

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by PetieJ, Jul 26, 2011.

  1. PetieJ

    PetieJ Member

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    Wife's Diary:

    Tonight, I thought Bob was acting weird. We had made plans to
    meet at a nice restaurant for dinner. I was shopping with my friends all day long; and I was a little late for our "date."
    Conversation wasn't flowing, so I thought he was upset at the fact that
    I was a bit late; but he made no comment on it.
    So I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed,
    but he didn't say much. I asked him what was wrong;
    He said, 'Nothing.' I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset.
    He said he wasn't upset, that it had nothing to do with me, and not to
    worry about it.
    On the way home, I told him that I loved him. He smiled slightly, and
    kept driving.
    I can't explain his behavior I don't know why he didn't say, 'I love
    you, too.'
    When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him completely, as if he
    wanted nothing to do with me anymore.
    He just sat there quietly, and watched TV.
    He continued to seem distant and absent.
    Finally, with silence all around us, I decided to go to bed. About 15
    minutes later, he came to bed.
    But I still felt that he was distracted, and his thoughts were
    somewhere else.
    He fell asleep - I cried. I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that
    his thoughts are with someone else.
    My life is a disaster.


    Husband's Diary:
    Bike wouldn't start, can't figure it out.
     
  2. sharpscuba

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    Love it ....this is me to a tee. If the wife read this she would agree. Years ago I would rant and rave now I just get really distant.
     
  3. bigbubba402

    bigbubba402 Active Member

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    Love it I had to read it to the miss's as this is definatly us :newsmile036:
     
  4. mat 60

    mat 60 Senior Member

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    Sounds like a true story.....:)
     
  5. TripleJ

    TripleJ Senior Member

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    Funny and oh soooooooooo true :D
     
  6. R_W_B

    R_W_B Senior Member

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    That was absolutely hilarious.
     
  7. Trek

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    I can't wait to share that with my wife as soon as she gets home. LOL!!!
     
  8. lorne

    lorne Senior Member

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    oh so good and so true :D:D